Olly Murs kissed me 3 times
a movie about dogs playing basketball pretty much NEEDS to happen and i’m not watching any movies until it happens.
(via shavingryansprivates)
My bus driver gave us chocolate thank you
Moffat can’t even keep continuity within the same scene…
(Source: alittlefurtheroutoftheway)
Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw
(via fartgallery)
friendship is so weird???
Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
(Source: homobeans, via pizza)
tries to spell word
cannot spell word
uses different word
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
(Source: itsgonnarian, via pizza)
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
(Source: livenights, via pizza)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(via pizza)
DO YOU EVER THINK ABOUT ONE OF YOUR FAVORITE DEAD CHARACTERS SO SUDDENLY YOU JUST
(via pizza)
