australiansanta:

mum brought be a coffee club vip card thing today and theyre like ‘what quote do you want across it’ bc like you can pick a few words for them to put on your card to make it personalised and i was like ‘slug king’ and mum was like no u cant have that thats rude and i was like wtf??its literally…

♥ 217 — 2 hours ago on 22 Oct 2014 — via australiansanta
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dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

♥ 117041 — 2 hours ago on 22 Oct 2014 — via adrianaissuperrad (source)

hoaran:

*hits pedal*

*heavy metals*

*shows you i care*

*rocks u*

*yeah*

♥ 52427 — 2 hours ago on 22 Oct 2014 — via adrianaissuperrad

rowrz:

lowering your music’s volume just to snoop on other peoples conversations

♥ 15531 — 2 hours ago on 22 Oct 2014 — via sorry (source)

buttermilkqueen:

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son

♥ 656638 — 2 hours ago on 22 Oct 2014 — via sniffing (source)

lamelohan:

"if you hate school so much why do you even come"image

♥ 70690 — 10 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via fake-mermaid (source)

supmariss:

"i want to go to bed" is how i would sum up 2014

♥ 9416 — 10 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via freeyourmindandtherestwillfollow (source)
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♥ 5409 — 10 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via adrianaissuperrad (source)

anarchei:

Every Person With Political Power

♥ 503765 — 10 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via australiansanta (source)
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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

♥ 214384 — 12 hours ago on 21 Oct 2014 — via ikeafil (source)